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date: Wednesday, August 26, 2009
title: Happy Birthday
time: 9:57 AM
 date: Saturday, August 22, 2009
title: New haircut
time: 9:19 AM
OMG! Got to see this you guys. New haircut. It is like blond and very T&G inspired. I love it! I saw it and like "that is CUTE!"( to be said in a nigger accent). Ooops! Did i just wrote the N word??!?. OMG! It is like said so I cannot take it back. SORRY! Anyways, here it is..... Isn't it just cute?! I tell you its the IN thing right now. What?!? I did not say it was my hair. It is Mr. Index's hair. Just bored! I think fasting has taken its toll on me, even though it's on the first day. And this picture is taken after breaking my fast so thats the reason for the longan. You guessed it...Longan for break fast!!!! Anyways, guess who's in the house just now?! ERFAN! He looks like a ravishing mat. OMG! So proud of him. He is going to make a good mat one day, I knew it. -..-"' So Micro controller UT3 was like on Friday. It was so uberly difficult. I couldn't understand a single shit in there. I was like " so if TRISBbits.TRISbits...wait why am I studying this again?!?". It was so irritating. I had better days. And the Thursday, which is, one day before a Friday, is the start of the hungry ghost festival. It is getting alittle bit overrated. Like one of my chinese neighbour actually accidently burnt her clothes while doing her prayers and stuff. OMG! Its like she is the ghost. She don't know it was burning until her husband told her. As for today, it is the first day of fasting month. I am super happr as I actually fasted a whole day. However, I missed those days where me and Amy/Amelia/Amino would go to TRCC ArtBites cafe and grab ourselves some wedges. Ok not that secret anymore I guess. Aww! She could be blushing, or she could be...I don't know! IMY Amy, lets skip puasa once more. :p OH! OH! OH! I saw a woman with the biggest breast ever. It was like this big(doing hand gesures). Suddenly It struck me. Why do I have one?!? Am I gifted?!? And why is hers big?!?. Her boobs can kill somebody, or maybe save somebody's life. Depends on the situation actually. Ok I really need to get some sleep. Whats for sahur?!?!?!!? Ok BYE!!!!!!! date: Wednesday, August 19, 2009
title: ergh!
time: 8:56 AM
OMG! UT WEEK! THEREFORE I WON'T UPDATE TILL NEXT WEEK TUESDAY! BARE WITH ME GUYS! I KNOW IT WILL BE HARD FOR YOU GUYS! I WILL TRY TO UPDATE WHEN I HAVE THE TIME! LOVES( EXCEPT FOR EYERAH AND MILLAY)! i will be wearing checkered tomorrow. And Zaini and Kelly meeting me tomorrow. SCARY NYAHS! date: Monday, August 17, 2009
title: i am sad because of copy cats
time: 11:54 PM
Hey you guys! I am bringing up a really serious topic today. I don't know if I am paranoid or not but i doubt I am one. I am sad you guys. Really sad. I don't know if I can take it anymore. People stop copying me. It hurts you know.I started to notice this serious case of plagiarism last, last week. I was wearing a maroon baseball shirt. Yah, I know it is common but still how come when I wore it, alot of people also did? I stress you know. Luckily everybody wear different color :) Then, I wore a green checkered shirt the next day. Guess what?!? You've guessed it!. Some many people wore checkered. One even wore the same with me. Its not Shafizan :) so don't worry. I am irritated. But kept cool. Today, a guy wore the same thing like me. Uberly irritated. Ira then blurted things which she is not supposed to until the guy actually noticed it. OMG! and that guy is in the same block as I am. Argh! Have your own trademark guys! Therefore, from this day onwards, if i post a post, i will tell what I will be wearing tomorrow. HUH! Stress. And I think I just lose it. I AM PARANOID! And Ira, I noticed you didn't put any heart shape in front of my name in my blog. So sad lor! What ever still, ILY! date:
title: i am sad because of copy cats
time: 8:56 AM
Hey you guys! I am bringing up a really serious topic today. I don't know if I am paranoid or not but i doubt I am one. I am sad you guys. Really sad. I don't know if I can take it anymore. People stop copying me. It hurts you know.I started to notice this serious case of plagiarism last, last week. I was wearing a maroon baseball shirt. Yah, I know it is common but still how come when I wore it, alot of people also did? I stress you know. Luckily everybody wear different color :) Then, I wore a green checkered shirt the next day. Guess what?!? You've guessed it!. Some many people wore checkered. One even wore the same with me. Its not Shafizan :) so don't worry. I am irritated. But kept cool. Today, a guy wore the same thing like me. Uberly irritated. Ira then blurted things which she is not supposed to until the guy actually noticed it. OMG! and that guy is in the same block as I am. Argh! Have your own trademark guys! Therefore, from this day onwards, if i post a post, i will tell what I will be wearing tomorrow. HUH! Stress. And I think I just lose it. I AM PARANOID! And Ira, I noticed you didn't put any heart shape in front of my name in my blog. So sad lor! What ever still, ILY! date: Saturday, August 15, 2009
title: An important message to the Government
time: 10:49 AM
Hi all, I am so tired today. I woke up early, around 12 o'clock. OooOh Girl, I had a stomach upset so bad, I could not chew my gum you know. So I went to do business. Ok enough of that very unnecessary topic. I also got to know that I woke up with me alone in the house. Apparently everybody went out to swimming pool without me. Never mind, ada ubi, ada balas(whatever!). Their excuse is "Erfan nak try boya swimming baru dia larh!"(Erfan want to try his new float larh!"). Excuses, and at that a lame one. Sheesh! But got to admit. Erfan is cute. Ouh, this little burger!Anyways, my topic today is about food. I was out going to this place at Clark Quay just now. FUCKTARD! It is s hard to find Halal food nowadays. Its not that I had never eaten Subway but yeah it is so hard to find food. Even in school, I got to know the makcik selling Indonesian cuisine also closing down. Whats next? At least place a quota on the amount of stall selling food lor. RP got Malays hor. Riena aslo have to eat at TRCC. Misses her bad! Finally meet her at TRCC. Poor thing ehr friend hate her. Peace! Anyways back to topic. Please larh government, more halal food please. What is so hard? Ask them to slaughter properly and cook with all the halal ingredients okay what? There is alot of Malay in your country you know. TEEHEE!! Peace no war! date: Friday, August 14, 2009
title: crayola eyebrows and floating caps
time: 7:50 AM
OMG! Today was the sex baby. Wait did I just write sex??!? Kids, sex is a new board games. Anywhos,The module today was fun. It was like the earliest I ever went home.(Except if I cabot, then that is a different case)I freaking went home at 3 20. Then I met Milly and then we go home. MILLY YOU ARE IN MY POST!!!Anyways, today's topic is gonna be really sensitive. Especially to the Malays. Not that I am racist, because I am a Malay. It is something that is very distracting and very wrong. It has been bothering me since I saw it myself. Please larh hor, the government, please do something. I shall say this again,Ronald McDonald's eyebrow was never IN, and will never be. I don't know why this Malay girls draw their eyebrow so thin and high. Stupid idiot you know. First you shave it off. Then you draw(or shall I say re-draw?!?!). Somemore with eyeliner walao ekh like crayola crayon. Sometimes thin, sometimes thick. Might as well don't shave. Yah, when asked, they answer " Pasal arh! Kau sibuk asal sial?!?! Aku trim ajer per?!?!"(My business arh!! Why you so kaypo?!?! I trim only what?!?!). Girls, lesson numero uno, it is NOT trim when the whole eyebrow is missing. Trim is when you turn an ulat bulu(caterpillar)into a gorgeous, nicely contoured snake. Not into an upside-down logo of NIKE. So ugly. Some more worst, pink color some more. Not enough that their eyebrow is already a joke, they think they what, cute arh color-color. They full time joker I tell you. Next time, the face put powder better. Guys, don't think I won't talk about the caps. I don't understand nowadays. Been to Tampines last week. I see more caps than I see heads. You think floating cap can make you head more bigger arh?!?!. Even worst, rainy day somemore. Your cap fly away, then you gundus must chase after. Please larh. Do something. Totally defeats the purpose of a cap. Haiyah! I shall not say anything more about this topic. Embarrasing the Malays you know this type of people. So that is my concern. Please guys for one, stay in the IN list not the NEVER list. And to the people who feel bad about this, serve you right. Muahahaha! NOT KEREK!!! date: Wednesday, August 12, 2009
title: Oh baby give me one more chance
time: 8:45 AM
Yeah! I am starting blogging again. I know you guys miss me right?!?! I know you want me, You know I want cha.*(Do the hip-hop IG dance. EWAH, EWAH). So now that I start blogging again, there is a new set of rules. Lets mes explains:1) No vulgar language. Well, at least not the ones which concerns my family. I only take the regular vulgarities. 2) If I am not happy, i shall write in my blog, but I will right with a SHE or HE or THEY. No names. Later, fight-fight, big sin you know. Going to puasa, not nice. Later go hell, very hot nyah! 3) If you are not happy, there will be tag box. But if you are happy, the tag box will be there.(Confusing right?!) 4) I just want to fill this up. 5) It is advisable to some people that is uncomfortable with bad grammar and vocab to not read my blog. I get irritated when people say to me like this. *cough* " Ekh that one wrong spelling larh". One more time I hear that I swear i will tickle him/her/him+her to tired-om. Cannot to death, later go jail no Hari Raya. That is the rules I am stating as in for now. So if you guys want to know anything about me, or if yu guys have somethings which is not related to me, I will try to answer as creatively as I know. But I prefer question with me inside. I will try to update but I am sometimes busy. Always busy, busy, buys and bysu. So Thats it. And one more thing, in my new blog, I will sometimes upload video logs of me. So if you want me to record something fun but legal, tell me. Must be legal hor!. BLOGGING OFF. date: Saturday, August 8, 2009
title: Draining me....
time: 8:27 AM
OMG! So f-ing tired. I just finished cleaning the house. Uber lot of people in my house. The kenduri was fine. Lucky for me i was out buying a cake from Polar and collecting the per-ordered cake from Royals, So i missed the prayer recital part. Bust a groove sia, damn tired(Random). I also get to cut, clean, siang, etc catfish. They were alive, well at least until i cut them. Then we pray and then at night we karaoke session. OK I AM TIRED! BUHBYE!Sorry this post is short. I am tired, need to rest because i am going to the mosque tomorrow. I LOVE TYRA BANKS! date: Wednesday, August 5, 2009
title: Uno, duos, tres........
time: 11:10 PM
Hey people I am back for the second time. A lot of you have been asking me to write back and here I am. Aww! I am so touched that some people actually liked what I wrote and want me back. Ok, since I am writing again, I will try my best to upload. I will make it a thing for me to upload a post two days once. Can?? Give me ideas on what to write if you have any questions on everything. Even things which you are unsure off in life, i will try to answer creatively. HEH:). Macam Bagus! |