date: Friday, August 14, 2009
title: crayola eyebrows and floating caps
OMG! Today was the sex baby. Wait did I just write sex??!? Kids, sex is a new board games. Anywhos,The module today was fun. It was like the earliest I ever went home.(Except if I cabot, then that is a different case)I freaking went home at 3 20. Then I met Milly and then we go home. MILLY YOU ARE IN MY POST!!!
Anyways, today's topic is gonna be really sensitive. Especially to the Malays. Not that I am racist, because I am a Malay. It is something that is very distracting and very wrong. It has been bothering me since I saw it myself. Please larh hor, the government, please do something. I shall say this again,Ronald McDonald's eyebrow was never IN, and will never be. I don't know why this Malay girls draw their eyebrow so thin and high. Stupid idiot you know. First you shave it off. Then you draw(or shall I say re-draw?!?!). Somemore with eyeliner walao ekh like crayola crayon. Sometimes thin, sometimes thick. Might as well don't shave. Yah, when asked, they answer " Pasal arh! Kau sibuk asal sial?!?! Aku trim ajer per?!?!"(My business arh!! Why you so kaypo?!?! I trim only what?!?!). Girls, lesson numero uno, it is NOT trim when the whole eyebrow is missing. Trim is when you turn an ulat bulu(caterpillar)into a gorgeous, nicely contoured snake. Not into an upside-down logo of NIKE. So ugly. Some more worst, pink color some more. Not enough that their eyebrow is already a joke, they think they what, cute arh color-color. They full time joker I tell you. Next time, the face put powder better.
Guys, don't think I won't talk about the caps. I don't understand nowadays. Been to Tampines last week. I see more caps than I see heads. You think floating cap can make you head more bigger arh?!?!. Even worst, rainy day somemore. Your cap fly away, then you gundus must chase after. Please larh. Do something. Totally defeats the purpose of a cap. Haiyah! I shall not say anything more about this topic. Embarrasing the Malays you know this type of people.
So that is my concern. Please guys for one, stay in the IN list not the NEVER list. And to the people who feel bad about this, serve you right. Muahahaha! NOT KEREK!!!
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